Rara Imler was born and raised on the beautiful island of Guam. She is the firstborn of three diabolical hellspawn, who will probably one day be acolytes of the Antichrist prophesied in Revelations.
Her first stage performance was in the 4th grade, in a play about forest animals. She played the gripping role of “mischievous bunny”. Since then, Rara has found many occasions to show off. She danced (badly) for over a year with the Danzjazz Company, earned her purple belt in Aikido, and was briefly the vice president of her high school drama club.
She dropped out of high school in junior year to pursue being a total shit head. Eventually, she took her GED test and stopped being such an asshole. She continued participating in productions for local theaters and the University of Guam. The roles she is most proud of are Dr. Emma Brookner in a stage reading of The Normal Heart by Larry Kramer, an apostle in Jesus Christ Superstar, and a kit kat girl in Cabaret.
But her proudest achievement is her recurring role as “drunk karaoke singer” at various adult establishments. Rara has been performing stand-up comedy for two and a half years. She majors in Film Studies at Santa Fe College in Gainesville, Florida. She sincerely hopes this biography comes off as totally legit and not at all written by her.
pictured above: Rara Imler in her natural habitat.
I totally bought it! And you were never a shithead or an asshole. Even when you insisted that you were going to start calling me "Corinne" instead of "Mom". Ha!
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